leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

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internetdoashouting:

kingcheddarxvii:

This looks like a still from a gangster movie

"Guess it’s not your year, motherfucker."

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oneswhouseyou:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

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literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

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thepowerovsardines:

Substitute Doll

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grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

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oh-haroo:

Follow me for more vertical nature!

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disneymonde:

"um how did you find out i unfollowed you"

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