if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
the trinity of confused medical professionals
Drunk shakespeare should totally be a thing. I would literally pay so much money to watch someone perform hamlet whilst wasted
If this gets enough notes then I am totally starting this
i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one
i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.